When we visit our doctors we like to impress them. We try to use medical jargons just so we may impress them. We even try to make our own diagnosis. Some of the things we say make the doctors laugh. Other things we do make them cringe.
A medical student gives an account of his experience in a doctor’s surgery. He sees and hears so many things. His dossier makes me laugh from the beginning to the end.
Here are clips from the book:
A woman came to see the doctor. She had been coughing for one week.
“Doctor, I have coughed up my cerebrum,” she reported.
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“How did it happen?” the doctor asked.
“I did it on a chicken thigh,” he replied.
Wow! the student’s dossier, A Day In The Doctor’s Surgery, blew my mind. I couldn’t stop laughing.